Why Parsis are the Best Lovers.

Why Parsis Are the Best Lovers

An Italian, Frenchman and a Parsi were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Parsi says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal! What did you do to make her scream for two hours??
Parsi: "I wiped my hands on the curtains!!!!"

Meaning of the Cars

Who said car names don't have a meaning?

BMW Brings Me Women
FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable AndInexpensive. ...
VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
KIA Kills In Accidents
OPEL Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA The One You Only Trust, Always
GOLF/GTI Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA Hanged Over, Now Driving Away

More of Rajinikath

MORE OF RAJNIKANT…….

Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong
teeth….. . . . . . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play

Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him
u know why
He reached USA and having No Visa with him

Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is
today known as the oxford dictionary!!

Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth.
Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in
jr.college……………. He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs...
Thats
how the Log table was invented.

One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two
hours. Can you?
Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?

Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me anything.
Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: DHOSA..