The "LESS" of 21st CENTURY

Welcome to 21st Century!!


Communication - Wireless
Phones - Cordless
Cooking - Fireless
Food - Fatless
Sweets - Sugarless
Labour - Effortless
Relations - Fruitless
Attitude - Careless
Feelings - Heartless
Politics - Shameless
Education - Worthless
Mistakes - Countless
Arguments - Baseless
Youth - Jobless
Ladies - Topless
Boss - Brainless
Jobs - Thankless
Needs - Endless
Situation - Hopeless
Salaries - Less & Less


PROTESTS USELESS

Dilbert - Clear Direction :)

The old phone .....lovely story!

The Old PhoneOn the Wall

When I was a young boy, more years ago than I now care to remember,
my father had one of the first telephones in our little village.
I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall, with the shiny receiver hanging on the side of the box.
I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.
Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person.
Her name was "Information Please" and there was nothing she did not know.
Information Please could supply anyone's number and the correct time.
My personal experience with the genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbour.
Amusing myself at the work bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer.
The pain was terrible, but there seemed no point in crying because there was no one home to give sympathy.
I walked around the house, sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway.
The telephone!
Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlour and dragged it to the landing.
Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver and held it to my ear.
"Information, please," I said into the mouthpiece just above my head.
A click or two, and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.
"Hello, Information."
"I hurt my finger," I wailed into the phone, the tears coming readily enough now that I had an audience.
"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.
"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.
"Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.
"No," I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."
"Can you open the freezer?" she asked.
I said I could.
"Then chip off a little bit of ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.
After that, I called "Information Please" for everything. I asked her for help with my geography,
and she told me where India was. She helped me with my maths.
She told me my pet "ferret" that I had caught in the woods just the day before, would eat fruit and nuts.
Then, there was the time Charlie, our pet canary, died.
I called, "Information Please," and told her the sad story.
She listened, and then said things grown-ups say to soothe a child.
But I was not consoled. I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and bring
joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a cage?"
She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly:
"Robby, always remember that there are other worlds to sing in."
Somehow I felt better.
Another day I was on the telephone, "Information Please."
"Information," said the now familiar voice.
"How do I spell fix?" I asked.

All this took place in a small village outside Cork in the south of Ireland.
When I was nine years old, we moved across the Irish Sea to Liverpool. I missed my friend very much.
"Information Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home and I somehow
never thought of trying the shiny new phone that sat on the table in the hall.
As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me.
Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I would recall the serene sense of security I had then.
I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.
A few years later, on my way to a business appointment in the United States,
my plane put down in Cork. I had about a half-hour or so before resuming the journey.
I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now.
Then without thinking what I was doing, I dialled my hometown operator and said, "Information Please."
Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well.
"Hello, Information."
I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying,
"Could you please tell me how do I spell fix?"
There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must have healed by now."
I laughed, "So it's really you," I said.
"I wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time?"
"I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me.
"I never had any children and I used to look forward to your calls."
I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked if I could call
her again when I next came back over to visit my sister.
"Please do," she said. "Just ask for Sally."
The year after I was back home visiting my sister. A different voice answered,"Information."
I asked for Sally.
"Are you a friend?" she said.
"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this, "she said.
"Sally had been working part time the last few years because she was sick. She died five weeks ago."
Before I could hang up, she said: "Wait a minute, did you say your name was Robby?"
"Yes," I answered.
"Well, Sally left a message for you.
"She wrote it down in case you called. Let me read it to you. The note said:
'Tell him there are other worlds to sing in.'
"He'll know what I mean."
I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.
Never underestimate the impression you may make on others...
Whose life have you touched today?
Why not pass this on? I just did...
Lifting you on eagle's wings.
May you find the joy and peace you long for....
Life is a journey... NOT a guided tour.
I loved this story and just had to pass it on.
I hope you enjoy it too.

Real funny........ 25 divided by 5 = 14

Maths Reinvented. Do not miss this one. Enjoy and Go crazy!!!!!!! Come on all you mathematicians, explain this. The magic of Maths. 25 divided by 5 = 14 CAN YOU PROVE IT Sit with the team and enjoy

Why do u need to keep ur home CLEAN!!

Dilbert - Cloud!

Priceless second opinion

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

T he salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'


New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up a woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tyred, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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Finally, CONFUCIUS didn't SAY. . .

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

INTERESTING FACTS

"Stewardesses"
Is the longest word typed with only the left hand
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And "lollipop"
Is the longest word typed with your right hand.

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No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

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Our eyes are always the same size from birth,
But our nose and ears never stop growing.
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The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
Uses every letter of the alphabet.

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The words 'racecar,'
'kayak' , and 'level'
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There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

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TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

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A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

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A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

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A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
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A snail can sleep for three years.

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Almonds are a member of the peach family.
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also)
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Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
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February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
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In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

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If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

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Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
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The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
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The cruise liner, QE 2

moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
(Good thing he did that.)
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The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

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There are more chickens than people in the world.
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Winston Churchill

was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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Bonus!! All the ants in Africa weigh more than ALL the Elephants!!
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Now you know (a little) more than you did before!!
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W is the Most Dangerous English Alphabet

Which is the
most Dangerous
Alphabet OF THE English Language ??
Answer "W"... AS It is A "HIGH" tension generator...
.coz all the worries get initiated with "W"...
Who??
Why?
What?
When?
Which??
Whom??
Where??
War...
Wine...Whiskey... Women...
Wealth
And finally.......
Believe it or not
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WIFE...

RajniKanth - Just for Fun..

• The moment Graham bell invented telephone and saw 2 miss calls from Rajinikanth ☺
  
  • Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth..... . . . . . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT
  
  • Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play
  
  • Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him u know why He reached USA and having No Visa with him
  
  • Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is today known as the oxford dictionary!!
  
  • Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth. Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.
  
  • Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in jr.college................ He chose science,arts and commerce!!!!!!!
  
  • Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad...!!!
  
  • One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs... Thats how the Log table was invented.
  
  • One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday
  
  • Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
  And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
  
  • Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
  Rajini: Maccha, how do you think the earth spins!?
  
  • All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
  Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
  Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
  

To hell with exercise and diet !!

Aahh, English!!!

ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO CARE

Sometimes, I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

We will begin with a box, and the plural is boxes..
But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes,
One fowl is a goose, and two are called geese.
Yet, the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse, or a nest full of mice.
Yet, the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot, and show you my feet,
Then if I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is tooth, and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
One may be that, and two, or three, would be those.
Yet, hat in the plural would never be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose...
We speak of a brother, and brethren.
Yet, we say mother, and never say methren.
Why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing?
Grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham?
The masculine pronouns are he, his, and him.
But imagine the feminine, she, shis, and shim.
In what other language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
We ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
We have noses that run, and feet that smell?
How can a slim chance, and a fat chance, be the same?
While a wise man, and a wise guy, are opposites?

Some other reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:
• A seamstress, and a sewer, fell down into a sewer line.
• After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
• At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
• He could lead, if he would get the lead out.
• How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
• I did not object to the object.
• I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
• I spent last evening, evening out a pile of dirt.
• Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
• The bandage was wound around the wound.
• The buck does funny things, when the does are present.
• The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
• The farm was used to produce produce.
• The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
• The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
• The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
• There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
• They were too close to the door to close it.
• To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
• Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
• We must polish the Polish furniture.
• When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
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Let us face it, English is a crazy language!
• There is no egg in eggplant.
• Nor ham in hamburger.
• Neither apple, nor pine, in pineapple.
• English muffins were not invented in England.
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English pronunciations can even mess up your mind!
If you have a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the bough on a tree!

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of English in which:
• An alarm goes off by going on.
• You fill in a form by filling it out.
• You have to tie it up to tie it down.
• A building burns up as it burns down.
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We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, we find that:
• Quicksand can work slowly.
• Boxing rings are square, not round.
• If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught?
• A guinea pig is neither from Guinea, nor is it a pig.
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends, but not one amend?
• If you have a bunch of odds and ends, and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
• If mother is mom, how come father is not fom? Or if dad is pop, how come mom is not mop?
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And finally, all the time we spent learning English:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be atoatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. Ceehiro

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Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it an extremely difficult language. But then, that's probably true of many languages.
There is a two-letter word in the English language that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 'UP'.
It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an adjective, an adverb, a preposition, or a verb.
It's easy to understand UP, meaning towards the sky, or at the top of the list.
But, when we get UP in the morning, why do we wake UP?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?
Why do we speak UP, why are officers UP for election, and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report?
We call UP our friends, we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers, and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house, and some guys fix UP their old car.
At other times the little word has a real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning, but we close it UP at night.
We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page, and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP.
When it rains, it wets UP the earth.
When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP.
One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now.
My time is UP, so time to shut UP!
Oh…one more thing: What are the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?
UP don't screw up.
Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book.
Now I'll finally, shut UP

And they lived happily thereafte

Just celebrated our 25th Wedding Anniversary .
The next day I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE AND SAID,
"HONEY“ 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD
A CHEAP APARTMENT,
A CHEAP CAR,
SLEPT ON SOFA BED ANDWATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV,
BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD "
"NOW WE HAVE
A $500,000.00 HOME,
A $45,000.00 CAR,
NICE BIG BED AND
PLASMA SCREEN TV,
BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN :

SHE TOLD ME
" PLEASE GO & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR OLD,
AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT ONCE AGAIN
you will
BE LIVING IN ACHEAP APARTMENT,
DRIVING A CHEAP CAR
SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T Wives GREAT ?
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

Strictly for you

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5'-7", 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed..

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Son asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

Little home remedies In Daily Life - useful

This one is for the ladies and guys who cook.
( Like me !!!!!!! )
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Little Secrets In Daily Life

Keeping tofu firm
In the cooking process, soft tofu is very easy to break into pieces. If you want to maintain the integrity of tofu, you can soak it in salt water for about 30 minutes before cooking.

Soup is too salty
If this happens, the remedy is to add cooked potato pieces for few minutes. The potato will absorb the salt. Before soup is served remove the potatoes.

Soak a little vinegar before cutting yam/taros
Cutting taro can make your hands itching. Soaking your hands in vinegar before cutting taros will prevent itching.

How to remove the wax from an apple?
If you often eat apples with their skin, then you would need to remove the wax first before eating ....
(a) place the apple into hot water, the apple's wax will vanish.
(b) Apply toothpaste on the apple to clean out the wax.

How to make good rice?
After washing rice in water, add a few drops of lemon juice, (or a few drops of oil), cooked rice will turn out good and fragrant.

How to keep biscuits crispy?
When storing biscuits in a container, put a sugar cube in it at the same time. As the sugar absorbs the moisture in the container, biscuits or cookies can remain crispy and delicious.

What can be done if clothing stains with ink?
If ink gets on your clothing or fabric, you can use cooked rice or paste with a little detergent to remove the stain. Use your fingers to smear repeatedly on the spot, stain can be removed quickly. Then soak it into fresh water with ordinary cleaning agent for a period of time before washing.

How to treat smelly shoes?
Put a small amount of baking soda directly into the boots, sneakers or shoes, that are obviously smelly due to dampness. Baking soda powder has the effect of absorbing moisture and odor.

Ring around the collar, or spotty under the armpit area of the clothing?
First brush some shampoo, shaving cream or lotion on the dirty area for five minutes. Then wash off the stain.

How to keep flower fresh?
Adding a little beer in the vase can keep house flowers fresh for an extended period of time. This is because beer contains alcohol which is both antiseptic and disinfectant. Beer also contains sugar and other nutrients for the leaves.

How to sharpen scissors?
Stacked three aluminum foil together, then cut them with the scissors to be sharpen. You will see surprising result.

How to remove annoying gummed labels?
It is quite annoying when comes to remove the price tags on merchandise. To remove the gummed labels neatly, all you need is to use a hair dryer to apply heat on the label before taking them off.

Remove crayon graffiti from wooden furniture.
If you have kids at home, wooden furniture are subject to crayon graffiti. Crayon stains can not be removed with water. Although the use of paint solvents can do the job, the paint on the surface could be damaged. The most suitable method is to use toothpaste. Not only it cleans, it does no harm to the furniture.

Use vinegar to help mopping the kitchen floor.
The kitchen floor is often easy to get greasy. Before mopping the kitchen floor, pour some vinegar on the mop. This will enable easy remove of grease.

How to remove stains from tea cups?
Stained tea cups can affect their appearance. To clean up the stain with a man made loofah cloth the cups would have scratches in the long run. Just spread a little toothpaste and hand-wash the cups, stain can be removed easily. If the stain is too thick, wait a few minutes after applying toothpaste before washing.

Improved floor sweeping
The unused stockings can be attached to a broom to clean the floor. Stockings can help sweeping up cotton, hair and other particles that are difficult to sweep with an ordinary broom.

17 Tips to Double Your Productivity in 14 Days

I wanted to share 17 of the tactics I've learned that I know will help you lean into your productive best in this age of dramatic distraction:

1. Turn off all technology for 60 minutes a day and focus on doing your most important work.

2. Work in 90 minute cycles (tons of science is now confirming that this is the optimal work to rest ratio).

3. Start your day with at least 30 minutes of exercise.

4. Don't check your email first thing in the morning.

5. Turn all your electronic notifications off.

6. Take one day a week as a complete recovery day, to refuel and regenerate (that means no email, no phone calls and zero work). You need full recovery one day a week otherwise you'll start depleting your capabilities.

7. The data says workers are interrupted every 11 minutes. Distractions destroy productivity. Learn to protect your time and say no to interruptions.

8. Schedule every day of your week every Sunday morning. A plan relieves you of the torment of choice (said novelist Saul Bellow). It restores focus and provides energy.

9. Work in blocks of time. Creative geniuses all had 2 things in common: when they worked they were fully engaged and when they worked, they worked with this deep concentration for long periods of time. Rare in this world of entrepreneurs who can't sit still.

10. Drink a liter of water early every morning. We wake up dehydrated. The most precious asset of an entrepreneur isn't time - it's energy. Water restores it.

11. Don't answer your phone every time it rings.

12. Invest in your professional development so you bring more value to the hours you work.

13. Avoid gossip and time vampires.

14. Touch paper just once.

15. Keep a "Stop Doing List".

16. Get up at 5 am.

17. Have meetings standing up.

Stay Productive and Make Your Work Matter!

Squeeze It... Please..

What were u thinking???? Naughty naughty..... Dirty Minds

Why girls don't love software guys

New Way of Stealing ...

You Are Warned ! !

ESPECIALLY LOOK AT SCENE THREE...

Be sure to read Scene 3. Quite interesting.

This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they?


SCENE 1
A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, 'Funny, I thought I locked the locker..

Hmm, 'He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order.

Everything looked okay - all cards were in place....

A few weeks later his credit card bill& nbsp;came - a whooping bill of $14,000!

He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions.

Customer care personnel verified that there was no mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen...

'No,' he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made.

An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet.

The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched c ards.

Verdict: The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier, he would have to pay the amount owed to them.

How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy?

$9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped? Small amounts rarely trigger a 'warning bell' with some credit card companies. It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one!

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SCENE 2.
A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card.

The bill for the meal came, he signed it and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along.


Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person.

He called the waitress and she looked perplexed.

She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man.

All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card.

No exchange of words --- nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apo logy..

Verdict: Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours.

Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken away for even a short period of time.

Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, 'assuming' that it has to be theirs.


FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT
OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A
TRANSACTION!
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SCENE 3:
Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in.

I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking Account.

The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, and then laid it on the counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure.

While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialing.

I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture.

He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was really going on.

It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I'm paying close attention to what he is doing..

He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open.

About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved.

Now I'm standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card.

Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened.

Needless to say, I immediately cancelled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlor.

All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times.

Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don't be careless.

Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card.

Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days.


FORWARD THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN THINK OF. LET'S GET THE
WORD OUT! JUST BE AWARE
Never let your card out of your sight.....check and check again!


Scary isn't it.....

Tricky questions

Question :

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be ?

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1. The third room. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

DOST BADALTE NAHI.....

Result agar achha ho:
Teacher: Hoshiyar bacha hai.
Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa: Beta kiska hai.
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain.

Result agar bura ho:
Teacher: Padhai mein dhyan hi nahi.
Maa: Aag lage is mobile mein.
Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost-Chal daaru peetey hain.

B'day par:-
Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa: Hamesha aage badho.
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain.

Love mein fail hone par:-
Maa: Beta bhul ja usko.
Papa: Mard ban.
DOST: CHAL DAARU PEETEY HAIN YAAR.

MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal jati hai but DOST kabhi nahi
badalte..?,.?..? CHAL DARU PITE HAIN YAAR.

Tips for filling petrol and diesel

2 tips for filling petrol and diesel:-


Only buy or fill up your car or bike during early morning, when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks underground. . The colder the ground, the more dense the fuel. When it gets warmer, petrol expands. So, buying in the afternoon or in the evening, your litre is not exactly a litre. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and the temperature play an important role. 1 degree rise in temperature is a big deal for this business. But the service stations do not have temperature compensation at the pumps.

Another most important tip is to fill up when your tank is HALF FULL. The reason for this is, the more fuel you have in your tank the less is the air occupying its empty space. Petrol evaporates faster than you can imagine.

DO SHARE THESE TIPS WITH OTHERS - IT IS IMPORTANT FOR AS MANY PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS, ESPECIALLY IN THE WAKE OF RISING PETROL PRICES.


Save Resources...Save Planet !!

Working women's cursed life

The 4 Missing Strategic Sourcing Goals - Purchasing Tips!!!!. Just for your Knowledge

What Are Your Strategic Sourcing Goals?

Ask anyone in procurement "What is the goal of strategic sourcing?" and their reply is likely to include the phrase "to save money." And that is commonly the #1 goal of strategic sourcing. But it's problematic when procurement departments treat it as the only goal.

For sourcing to be truly strategic, it must accomplish more than just saving money. It must bring value to the organization in many other ways. Here are four goals commonly missing from strategic sourcing initiatives:

Goal #2: To reduce risk. The international news constantly reminds us that natural disasters, political upheavals, and other events make doing business exclusively in certain parts of the world a risky approach. Strategic sourcing should enable you to sustain continuity of supply in the face of unexpected disruption to the operations of one or more suppliers.

Goal #3: To improve supplier performance. Reducing the unit price you pay on purchase orders is nice, but it is meaningless if your organization has to deal with frequent late deliveries, an unacceptable number of quality defects, and poor supplier service. Strategic sourcing is only truly successful when you achieve both cost reduction and an improvement in supplier performance.

Goal #4: To bring in innovations from the supply base.
In today's competitive business environment, organizations need a constant flow of innovative ideas in order to keep their competitors from stealing their market share. Suppliers can be a great source of innovative ideas and a good strategic sourcing process will ensure that the flow of such ideas is facilitated.

Goal #5: To support the organization's social responsibility goals. Today's organizations support diversity, environmental responsibility, and other philanthropic goals. Decisions made as part of strategic sourcing should consciously help move the organization towards those goals and not away from them.

So, as you can see, saving money is not THE goal of strategic sourcing. It is one of several important goals.

Army or Alcohol ???

Do you remember Major Sandeep Unnikrishnan, the Malayali army commando officer who sacrificed his life to save Mumbai from the terrorist attacks ? His bravery will remain unsurpassed.

The Kerala Govt., headed by Shri VS Achuthanandan awarded Rs. 3 lakhs to the family of Maj Sandeep Unnikrishnan. The same govt., headed by the same Chief Minister, donated Rs.5 lakhs to the victims of the recent Malappuram Liquor tragedy.

Now you decide - what should a youngster do??...To join Army & die for the Nation ?? ....
or die by consuming illicit liquor ???



I think the bottommost line is a much better option !!!!!!!!

Free time reading

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
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In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
U r my Best Friend
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
U r my Best Wife?
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