And they lived happily thereafte

Just celebrated our 25th Wedding Anniversary .
The next day I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE AND SAID,
"HONEY“ 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD
A CHEAP APARTMENT,
A CHEAP CAR,
SLEPT ON SOFA BED ANDWATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV,
BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD "
"NOW WE HAVE
A $500,000.00 HOME,
A $45,000.00 CAR,
NICE BIG BED AND
PLASMA SCREEN TV,
BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A
50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN :

SHE TOLD ME
" PLEASE GO & FIND A HOT 25-YEAR OLD,
AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT ONCE AGAIN
you will
BE LIVING IN ACHEAP APARTMENT,
DRIVING A CHEAP CAR
SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T Wives GREAT ?
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.