Gorilla

The zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the Gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo vet found the problem. The female Gorilla was on heat and there were no male Gorillas of the species available. It came to the zoo management's attention that one of their employees, Santa Singh, possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the zoo administrators approached Santa with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the Gorilla for Rs. 50000? Santa showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The next day Santa announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

First, "I don't have to kiss her."

Second, "You must never tell anyone about this."

And

Third, "I WILL NEED AT LEAST ONE WEEK TO ARRANGE THE Rs. 50000!"