What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
What is Nurse?
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and thenexpects your pulse to be normal.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the difference between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying and the other ensuresyou continue to do so.
Banta Sigh enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and
closes it....He does this again and again.
Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
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